Whether you’re holed up in Huntsman or having a sofa cuddle sesh with your Sunday night hookup, the 56th Annual GRAMMY Awards give us a chance to pull out the Chardonnay. Bankers and Natty Light also acceptable.
1. Take a shot if TAYLOR SWIFT drops one of her dozens of Grammy awards a la 2010.
2. Drink, refill and repeat whenever tweenage songstress/Lizard Queen LORDE wins anything.
3. Drink anytime anyone mentions “MUSIC’S BIGGEST NIGHT.”
4. Take two shots anytime EMINEM’S cussing is bleeped.
5. Finish your drink when Alicia Keys or Kelly Clarkson TEAR UP during their acceptance speeches.
6. Chug drink when HOSTS OR PRESENTERS FLIRT with each other.
7. Jay–Z SELF–PROMOTES on stage. Drink. Refill. Repeat.
8. Refill your drink when Katy Perry or Lady Gaga does an OUTFIT CHANGE.
9. Whenever Rihanna FLIPS OFF a camera, take a shot.
10. Finish your drink anytime you think: “_______ IS STILL DOING MUSIC?” (eg. Mick Jagger, David Bowie)