Locust Lexicon: 2.21.13

TWA
That Was Awkward
Did you see that dude being hugged by the girl in the Vagina suit? So TWA.

SALF
Strategically Avoiding Locust Flyers
That guy is clearly faking a phone conversation to avoid Mask & Wig for the 100th time—that’s solid SALFing.

SWUG
Senior Washed–Up Girl
Look at that bitch sleeping in a booth at Smoke’s. What a SWUG.

SNAG
Sensitive New Age Guy
Girl 1: Did you hear that OZ donated money to the Vagina Monologues?
Girl 2: Since when did they become such SNAGs?

NSFC
Not Safe For Class
Careful where you open that Snapchat—it’s NSFC.

FIT
Fratting It Tight
Backwards cap and matching bro–tanks… those Pike guys are FIT.

LFZ
Letters Free Zone
Student Health simply must be a LFZ, don’t want to wind up in the Round-–Up.

Husband–Shopping
Self–explanatory
I can’t wear a sweatshirt to my class in Huntsman because I’m husband–shopping! God Karen you’re SO STUPID!