HighbrowFebruary 21, 2013 at 5:12 am

Locust Lexicon: 2.21.13

That Was Awkward
Did you see that dude being hugged by the girl in the Vagina suit? So TWA.

Strategically Avoiding Locust Flyers
That guy is clearly faking a phone conversation to avoid Mask & Wig for the 100th time—that’s solid SALFing.

Senior Washed–Up Girl
Look at that bitch sleeping in a booth at Smoke’s. What a SWUG.

Sensitive New Age Guy
Girl 1: Did you hear that OZ donated money to the Vagina Monologues?
Girl 2: Since when did they become such SNAGs?

Not Safe For Class
Careful where you open that Snapchat—it’s NSFC.

Fratting It Tight
Backwards cap and matching bro–tanks… those Pike guys are FIT.

Letters Free Zone
Student Health simply must be a LFZ, don’t want to wind up in the Round-–Up.

I can’t wear a sweatshirt to my class in Huntsman because I’m husband–shopping! God Karen you’re SO STUPID!


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By the real swug on February 21, 2013 at 5:12 am

SWUG is so 2012

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