Overheard at Penn 1.31.2012

Overheard in McDonald’s: If I died and went to heaven… I would still be here.

Pledge 1: I have a problem with stalking people.

Pledge 2: I have a problem straddling people and making out with them.

Girl: Oh my God, you’re back! Did they un–deport you?

Girl: You’re gay, right?

Guy: No, I’m just in Elmo.

Girl: Isn’t that the same thing?

Guy on Walnut: Like, he is such a skank. He shouldn’t have any friends.