Shit Penn Kids Do

Jim from Allegro 

“Last weekend, two girls stood in front of the window butt–naked with no clothes.  They took a picture right out front, and then they ran in the parking lot and got dressed. That was pretty memorable.”

Howie from Tap House

“Some sorority came in with a scavenger hunt and took a picture with Johnny Goodtimes shirtless. They took him in the back, took their tops off and took a picture with him, just boobs out.”

Hill Security Guard

“The guy, well I guess he was pledging, but whatever he was doing, this guy was tied up on the porch with nothing but his drawers on and his drawers had hearts, red and white hearts, no t-shirt, no nothing. They tied him up with a water hose, duct tape, rope, an extension cord — anything you could tie a person up with, they had him tied up from his head to his whole body. It starts pouring down raining and they left him out there on the porch by himself while it was pouring down raining. The bike patrol didn’t know what to do so they called the police and the police came, and he was like, ‘No! I like it! Don’t take me down! I like it!’”

Jimmy John’s Employee

“The only creepy thing that’s ever happened is this guy walked up and asked me ‘Could I eat some mayo off one of your body parts?’”