Frat Guy: We’re out of beer? I guess I’ll drink apple juice and rum like a fucking toddler.
Girl: People who don’t vote should be shipped off to France, or any other communist nation, I guess.
Freshman Outside Williams: How do you get back to the Quad from here?
Bro: Literally all of my homes were affected by the hurricane.
Girl: It’s Korean drama…you don’t wanna know about it.