HighbrowNovember 15, 2012 at 5:24 am

Overheard at Penn: 11/15

Boy on Locust: My new thing is only checking out girls on elevated surfaces.

Girl in the Houston salad line: It’s getting serious. He saw me throw up this weekend. I cried.

Girl on Locust: We are going to Thanksgiving dinner with my parents. I’m putting a fatwa on the word ‘cumshot.’

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