Sexy cop: I love bobbing for apples, it’s like waterboarding except with prizes.
Girl: Maybe she should just eat pizza like the rest of us without boyfriends.
Girl: I’m going to Huntsman to find my husband — bye!
Lanky engineer: That exam took me to a nice dinner. There was some foreplay, then it bent me over and fucked me.
Girl at Houston: Oh my god, you’re wearing the same shoes as Robobitch.