HighbrowNovember 1, 2012 at 5:26 am

Overheard at Penn: 11.1.2012

Sexy cop: I love bobbing for apples, it’s like waterboarding except with prizes.

Girl: Maybe she should just eat pizza like the rest of us without boyfriends.

Girl: I’m going to Huntsman to find my husband — bye!

Lanky engineer: That exam took me to a nice dinner. There was some foreplay, then it bent me over and fucked me.

Girl at Houston: Oh my god, you’re wearing the same shoes as Robobitch.

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