Welcome back, kiddos. While you were off galavanting in pumpkin patches and drinking the sweet, sweet ambrosia that is apple cider, Highbrow was here, trolling for overheards and gossip. You better appreciate the things we do for you. Oh, and call your mother, she misses you.
Some valuable Highbrow advice: no one should ever take a camping trip over Fall Break without bringing the proper supplies or Heads Will Roll. Water, food, firewood and Maps are just a few things on the list. But beyond that, you’d be a Zero if you camped alone. Yeah Yeah Yeah(s) we’re sure you get what we’re implying by now. In a scene straight out of an 80’s movie, one Penn senior took a camping trip over the break where she happened to meet up with a certain indie band. Funny thing was, she had no idea who they were until they were well out of the woods. We hear she did end up teaching them to build a fire though. That’s hot.
But that’s not the only thing that’s hot. Ouch! Things are heating up over at the TriChi house. Highbrow hears that a fire broke out last week after some girl’s blanket hit her space heater. Luckily, the fire was quickly extinguished. While it may have caused some damage, at least it answered the age old question, “Is this burning an eternal flame?” (Hint: It’s not).
AYYYYEEEE SK LADIES! The girls of Sigma Kappa had a psy-chedelic time in Vegas over break when they met PSY of “Gangnam Style” fame. Apparently the girls danced with him at the Hard Rock Hotel. We’re super jelly, but we saw the flash mob, which is basically the same thing.
Color us disturbed! Halloween came early for one Fall Breaker this week when he unfortunately passed out after a heavy night of drinking. His friends decided to color his entire face with a Sharpie, resulting in some unfortunate blackface, pictures of which ended up all over Facebook #yikes. Try a less racist way of embarrassing your friend next time, guys.