Overheard at Penn: 10.11.2012

Math Professor: First, there were 35 students in my class. Now there are 13. Most have dropped, but the Chinese remain.

Girl: You put your penis in a taco shell?
Guy: Who hasn’t? All the toppings.

Girl: [sigh] I haven’t pole danced in so long.

Girl: The only people I’ve met at Penn who aren’t Jewish are, like, the athletes.

Sorority girl: If I’m going to have a margarita tonight, you cannot let me scream.