Oooooh, girl, it is not a good week to be a member of the frat formerly know as Skulls. So many questions! Will they rise again as TUSK? Will the Alpha chapter fade into oblivion? Only time will tell, but here are some things we know for sure…
Attention seniors! Looking for a job? Struggling through OCR? Fret no longer, have we the opportunity for you. One Oz senior has used his Twitter account to advertise for a personal assistant, because, you know, Oz guys need someone to coordinate Wild Wednesdays and Oztoberfest. Be warned, though, there are some stipulations. Candidates must “be on the East Coast and be smart.” Can Highbrow apply?
Sigma Kappa got an eyeful this weekend at their Moms’ Weekend, which was wilder than imagined—though we’re not referring to the girls or their mamas. While the girls were listening to Taylor Swift and teaching their moms to play beer pong outside, one guy was having even more fun—getting a blowjay in the window across the street in full view of the party. Isn’t that what SK’s call Dove Love?
One recently unaffiliated senior tried to be a good samaritan this week as he randomly stumbled into AXO to let them know their front door was open, but stumbled onto something else instead. He was only trying to keep the girls safe from potential burglars, but the boy walked in to one of the girls hooking up with a guy right in the front room. Next time, get a room. Or at least shut the door.
Highbrow hears one SAE guy was too drunk to break up with his girlfriend and asked one of his brothers to do it for him via text. Well that’s one way to do it… Brilliant? Heartless? Who are we to judge?
One study abroad student came back to Penn only to participate in an altercation at Smoke’s. Apparently, the girl and her study abroad bros made some exclusive pinnies, which she subsequently lost, only to find someone else wearing them at the crowded bar. We don’t have an exact transcript to share, but we like to imagine that “finders keepers, losers weepers” came up at some point. Or a slightly more colorful version—whatever works.