Dude: Isn’t that like a rule? If it has “man” in it then it’s a Jewish name? Steinman? Bergman? Steinbergman? Whatever, I’ve always had success with that in the past.
SDT Girl: My mouth is so in the mood for hummus.
Drunk Bro: Dude, I met a girl tonight who wasn’t, like, Penn hot, but real hot.
Super senior: I haven’t been this drunk since I was 10 years old!
Tridelt Girl: Hi, can I get a grande soy skinny vanilla latte?
Starbucks Employee: Sorry, we don’t serve Tridelts.