Guy 1: Why did Skulls get kicked off of campus?
Guy 2: Someone died.
Guy 1: AGAIN?!
Freshman: You know what? Alcohol doesn’t really taste that good.
Girl: My most recent Google searches are “Late night ice cream delivery” and “Is it possible to get herpes from a slide?” What does that say about my life?
Sorority sophomore: Oh wow, I am totally craving water right now.
Girl: I want to own her…not like sexually, but…
Senior: I’m not looking for a love interest. I’m looking for a nice bod and a pretty ok face.