OMG, Highbrow’s givin’ you a little lesson on the lingo you should be using. TTFN. L...O...L?
See and Be Seen, SABS is seeing everyone you vaguely know all at once.
Examples: Locust Walk, Sweetgreen, Metro
Don’t Feel Like Dancing, for when you just aren’t feeling it.
Girl 1: OMG, THEY’RE PLAYING CALL ME MAYBE THIS IS OUR SONG.
Girl 2: Eh, DFLD.
Get on my Level. Yeah, step it up, bro.
You need to step it up and GOML dude, I hate being drunk alone. Shots, anyone?
2400 ON THE SDTs:
A pun on a perfect score on the SATs; a 99th percentile SDT score denotes a superjap.
Elyse, are you wearing Hunter Boots and jeggings for the third day in a row? You would totally get a 2400 on your SDTs.
Black Out Make Out, the drunk uncle of the DFMO.
Dude, you were so wasted last night, you were BOMOing with like every girl.
Do I Look Like I Give a Flying Fuck? Perfect for those of us who like to swear like a sailor or just enjoy your standard acrobat porn.
Girl 1: Oh my God, Stacy is dancing all up on your ex.
Girl 2: DILLIGAFF? Let’s go get cheese fries.
The ultimate chill lingo if you’re just a dude who likes to chill with other dudes.
Hey Homebrew, how’s it hanging? Grab a brewski and let’s bro out.