Ice Breakers

“Is that an iPhone 5 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“I love your T–Shirt! It reminds me of my mansion in Brazil.”

“I put the fun in Trust FUNd.”

“Hey, are you here to interview to be my personal assistant?”

“I’m not a braggart, I got way more than two Gs.”

“Excuse me, you seemed to have dropped this…oh, look! It’s my resume.”

“Hello, you look like you have excellent taste in friends.”

“Does anyone else smell that?”

“Fire! There’s a fire in the building! Haha, just kidding. Let me introduce myself.”

“Wow, you remind me of me, back when I was less successful.”