Overheard at Penn: 4.5.2012

Female Model Congress senator: Pornography is great. I’m not opposed to the occasional light BDSM.

Girl on Locust: Ugh, if I don’t get into heaven I swear I’m going to kill God!

Guy at Smoke’s:  I’ve never been here before! Is this it?

Drunk chick: We’re all cool and I think that we should celebrate it.

Girl: I’m trying to see if student health can cover acupuncture. I just think I need to re–center…