Overheard at Penn: 4.12.2012

Girl reading off guy’s phone: Your mom loves you. Like, L–U–V luv.
Guy: Oh my god… She’s probably drunk.

Chick at Smoke’s: We’re skinny so we’re hot. But we’re like not skinny compared to freshmen.

Boy 1: I think Tiesto is club music.
Boy 2: Yeah, my friend says it is a DJ.

Guy in Orgo class: Wait, when’s Fling?

Dude: Walk–of–shaming is even worse when you’re walk–of–shaming back from Drexel.