LowbrowMarch 15, 2012 at 5:43 am

St. Patty’s Day Pick-Up Lines

Is that a leprechaun in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?

There’s nothing saintly about this Patrick.

You must be a four–leafed clover because I’m lucky to have found you.

Are you after me lucky charms?

I wish I could stick my rainbow in your pot of gold.

You look famished. Wanna put my potatoes in your mouth?

If you think this is big, wait till you see it Dubl–in size.

I wanna explode on your face like an Irish car bomb.

It doesn’t take a Guinness to realize you’re the prettiest girl at the bar.

 
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