Overheard at Penn: 3.29.2012

Kid in Huntsman: Sam just killed me in Wharton assassins but guess what? I give zero fucks.

Frat bro in Tiesto line: Is this your house? Is it your living room? No! This is a motherFUCKING line.

Girl leaving Hunger Games midnight premiere: Do you think if Kevin and I fought to the death he would be my boyfriend again?

Guy in Houston: Oh, I forgot I had string cheese in my pocket.