HighbrowMarch 22, 2012 at 5:14 am

Overheard at Penn: 3.22.2012

- Girl on Locust: I just want to be engaged by the time I graduate. Then I’ll be happy.

- Drunk Chick: I have really poor taste in friends. Really, don’t be flattered that I like you, it means there’s probably something wrong with you.

- Dude: I really shouldn’t have YouTubed “sick cat.”

- Girl: I was gonna drop acid this weekend but I’m too stressed out over internships.

- Frat guy: Yo, go to the basement and sniff the lacquer. I’m high as FUCK right now.

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