Overheard at Penn: 3.15.2012

Dude: I can’t believe you’re making me go to Sweetgreen. I looked online — they don’t even have ranch dressing.

Girl 1: So what’re you up to tonight?
Girl 2: Oh, I’m just doing something. With some people.

Girl on Locust: And like, another cab driver tried to hit on me again.

Guy in Tap House: Yo, I’m about to pregame my poop with a pee.

Girl in Houston: She can’t cook, but she’ll still find a husband. She’s really pretty.