Four-Leaf Clovers

Good: You had a lot of fun over Spring Break.
Bad: You got arrested.
Four-Leaf Clover: Highbrow didn’t find out about it.

Good: You avoided the compass.
Bad: In your strenuous effort, you knocked into someone.
Four-Leaf Clover: He’s a nice Jewish pre-med boy who helped you pick up your fallen books and proposed on the spot.

Good: Your sorority’s St. Patty’s tanks were really cheap.
Bad: OMG, what if XO has the same pun as you?!
Four-Leaf Clover: No other sorority considered “getting lucky” this year.

Good: The Fling artists were announced.
Bad: There are only two performers.
Four-Leaf Clover: The third would have been the Shabbatones.

Good: Philly Diner closed.
Bad: Nothing’s taken its place yet.
Four-Leaf Clover: Maybe it’ll be a liquor store? Maybe? Please? PLEASE?