HighbrowFebruary 23, 2012 at 5:47 am

Overheard at Penn

Girl 1: It’s hard being single. Do you think I can Craigslist a snuggle buddy?
Girl 2: Yeah, if you want to get murdered.

Guy to friend: I’ll bursar your order if you give me cash. It’s how I embezzle from my parents.

Girl on Walnut: Excuse me! Sorry, could you take a picture of me with this homeless man?

Woman in Gia: He’s a man of many talents. When people ask me what my husband does, I say “Oh, you know. He’s a philosopher–barista.”

 
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