Tridelt: Wait, SMH stands for something?
Girl in Williams Cafe line: Where did you get those boots?
Theta sophomore: You know that ghetto shoe store next to Qdoba…
Bro: She knows my name but I don’t know hers, and we’ve been sexting for a week.
Hawaiian: In Hawaii, we say hi to everyone!
American: Well, in America, we don’t.
Soccer guy: Can you believe they actually put avocado on my focaccia grilled cheese?