HighbrowFebruary 16, 2012 at 5:58 am

Overheard at Penn: 2.16.2012

Dude: AP Chem was my favorite. I hit on my teacher all the time.

Guy at Vag Mons: I think the Silly Bandz are Nuva Rings.

Football Bro: But I’m not mentally strong, you know? Mentally I bench like 20.

Guy in Rodin: Guess who got an anonymous cookie–gram?!

Girl 1: I’m three seconds away from throwing up.
Girl 2: Omg. I’m so jealous.

Preppy guy: If I was going to stick anything up my butthole, it’d be my own finger.

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