Overheard at Penn: 1.26.2012

Nursing student: You don’t even know the ass that I wiped today!

Girl at Commons: I don’t know why everybody keeps saying that. I’m not going to sleep with homeless guys.

SDT Girl: Passover is, like, my holiday.

Guy at Sweetgreen: This is almost as good as Saladworks!

Campus Apartments receptionist: My mom raised me pretty, not smart.

British Girl: Like, what is Boy Meets World?