HighbrowDecember 1, 2011 at 6:48 am

Overheard at Penn

By 34th Street Magazine

Alpha Phi–ver girl flyering: Can we all just please pretend we’re having fun?

Sweetgreen employee: We ain’t got no more lettuce.
Girl in line: I’m literally going to die.

Beijing fortune cookie: You were born with a silver spoon in your mouth.
Owls douche: WOW THAT IS SO IRONIC.

Guy flyering: Eric! Eric! Hey Eric! Eric!!!
Eric, apparently: What??
Guy: You’re funny.

One girl to another: Can I give you a tour of every place that I’ve cried on campus?

 
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By Manola on December 1, 2011 at 6:48 am

Guy: Hey, remember that girl you woke up with in your bed?
Other guy: Yeah.
Guy: I saw her hooking up with a girl. I think you should pursue that.

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