Beats on the Street

This article is a part of the the Fall 2011 Joke Issue: Real Housewives of 34th Street.

Ramona S. - “I only listen to Taylor Swift because it makes me feel happy even if I haven’t taken my Prozac.”

Gretchen R. - “I’m listening to “Stacy’s Mom” because it makes me feel hot. Rawwwwr!“

Danielle S. - ”I used to really like Black Eyed Peas, but I haven’t been able to hear much since I accidentally injected my ear with botox. Worth it!”

Lady Goodwin - “Come hither, horse-drawn buggy! To the Mozart concerto posthaste!”