Hot diggity, detectives! The infamous Carmen Sandiego is at it again, and this time she’s taken off with the Quaker. She was last spotted walk–o’–shaming outside the Quad after stealing a freshman’s virginity. Now it’s up to you, players, to return our beloved mascot. Using these abysmally–rhymed clues provided by Carmen herself, track down her location. Lowbrow’s here to snap a shot of the lady in red each time you spot her, but knowing how elusive Carmen is, we’re pretty sure you’ll only catch her at the end.
1. No longer just for hipsters, this is where I shop
For a party outfit or another cute crop top.
If I need a last–minute gift for a friend,
This is probably where I’ll end (up).
3. I’ve come down with the karaoke fever
And need a break from good ol’ Kweder.
So I trekked to Sansom for Kegs and Eggs
To kick back brews with the fratty regs.
Congratulations, detectives! After successfully deciphering all six of Carmen’s clues, you’ve managed to stop the international woman of mystery! But what’s this? She doesn’t have the Quaker? Oh, awkward. Turns out, Penn’s poster boy was just off indulging in his favorite recreational activity, the Quake–and–Bake. Wait, so why did Carmen taunt us? Looks like Penn’s JAPs aren’t the only ones in need of attention.