Overheard at Penn: 11.03.2011

Jappy bitch: Maybe it’s time to start thinking more about finding a boyfriend. You only have about five good years; let’s be honest.

Lonely boy: The day I joined ZBT is the day we stopped being friends.

Math guy: And he was like, everything you know about trig is a lie! Cosine equals 2ix! And I was like no! No!

Girl in a car parked at 40th and Spruce: We’re driving to FroGro!

Devastated dude: Philly Diner closed for good?! Shoot me in the motherfuckin’ face!

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