Jappy bitch: Maybe it’s time to start thinking more about finding a boyfriend. You only have about five good years; let’s be honest.
Lonely boy: The day I joined ZBT is the day we stopped being friends.
Math guy: And he was like, everything you know about trig is a lie! Cosine equals 2ix! And I was like no! No!
Girl in a car parked at 40th and Spruce: We’re driving to FroGro!
Devastated dude: Philly Diner closed for good?! Shoot me in the motherfuckin’ face!