Ego of the Week: The Big Men On Campus

Adrian Franco

Street: What makes a true BMOC?
Sam Schear: BMOC’s a state of mind. It’s a lifestyle.
Sam Berger: A lot of weight fluctuations.
Kevin Kennedy: None of which are healthy.
SS: Lettuce by day, celery by night.
Neil Dubey: Hard–working. Alpha male. Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.
Jake Levin: It’s not about the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean.
Nick Henderson: Pelvic thrusting.

Street: What are you afraid of?
JL: I’m afraid of spending one more day as a C–List celebrity on campus. I’m also afraid of those days when I forget to use deodorant. Then I smell like the ball pit at a McDonald’s play place.
ND: Sam Schear’s chest.
SS: Balding. Measurements of any kind.

Street: Why are you going to win?
ND: Two words: Bolly. Wood.
JL: I called Miss Cleo and she felt in her soul that I would… need to pay another $9.99 to find out.
Peter Hobson: Am I going to win?
SS: Bad lighting and a sympathetic crowd… and I’m in Theos!

VIDEO: CHECK OUT THE BMOC BOYS SHAKING THINGS UP

Street: How did you prepare for the competition?
ND: Copious amounts of Adderall and cocaine.
NH: Slimfast. A lot of Slimfast for me.
SB: Looking at myself in the mirror and not liking what I see.
John Hurley: I hate it. But I love it.

Street: What’s your secret weapon in the competition?
JH: Semen.
SB: Semen, then feathers. For the group dance.
ND: Not stuffing my crotch.
Derek Vigoa: Emergency waxing sesh.
SS: Experience in women’s clothing. Jewish Guilt. Oh, and socks, a lot of socks.
JL: Nice try, but my secret weapon will be released on November 16th.

Street: Who’s the best dancer?
Alex Friedlander: Schear gives great lap dances, it’s unbeatable.

Street: What’s your latest discovery?
SS: That there’s a tanning salon on Drexel’s campus you can go to without being caught.
JL: Saying you’re the biggest man on campus can be interpreted in really awesome ways. Thanks, AXO.
PH: Apparently Cs can still get degrees at this school… and I get Cs.
Peter Amos: My feminine side.

Street: What’s the best kept secret at Penn?
SS: I’ll go ahead and say the dental library.
JL: If you wear a suit to class, you can leave early. Just say you have an interview.

Street: If you win the title, how will it affect your life?
ND: I’m going to make tons of sex videos and have them leaked.
SB: A few people will like me more, but most people will just resent me.

Street: Who’s the front runner right now?
PA: I’ll take that one.

Street: Who’s going to lose?
JL: Can we say the audience?