As children raised by Wiccan parents who celebrated Samhain in lieu of Halloween for the first 18 October 31sts of our lives, we at Lowbrow want to make up for lost time and salvage any remnants of a proper childhood while we still can. That’s why this year we decided to dress up like our cool, better–looking cousin, Highbrow… only sluttier.
Girl 1: Wait, what were you saying before?
Girl 2: I forget.
Pattaya Waitress: What can I get you?
Patron: Pad Thai.
Guy Handing Out DPs: DP?
Student: My PennCard won’t swipe.
Van Pelt Security Guard: Turn the card around.
Student: Oh, thanks.