LowbrowSeptember 15, 2011 at 6:20 am

Freshman Superlatives: Where are they now?

By 34th Street Magazine

Oh seniors, it seems like only moments ago you too were being judged for your lack of inhibitions and mama’s boy grins. Freshman Superlatives of yore, where are you now?

[For current freshman, check out the 2011 class of Freshman Superlatives and their new BFFs]

Then

Aaron
Then: We got a floater.

Harshil
Then: Nothing compares to the melancholy of the modern baller.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Eric
Then: That’s not actually a frisbee, it’s the fifth ring of Saturn.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kelvin
Then: That Poon’s red hot!

Now

Aaron
Now: We got a new season of To Catch a Predator.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Harshil
Now: But what will mumi say about your recent dip in gaytown?

 

 

 

Eric
Now: Look, he finally caught the frisbee! And he’s still lanky as fuck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kelvin
Now: Sleepy Poonda. >_<

 
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