Even before Spring Fling officially began, some of you had started misbehaving. We’re looking at you, TriDelt sophomores. While the majority of participants at the Kappa Sig date auction kept their dances and skits PG, this fearsome foursome’s routine bordered on softcore porn. After two sisters licked whipped cream off one another and made out, another pair started their own wet t–shirt contest, provided free lap dances and also made out. Here’s to sisterhood.
By most accounts, the downtown parties, especially on Wednesday night, turned into overcrowded disappointments. Even students who purchased VIP tickets to Beta’s Wale event were denied entry by the aggressive bouncer, and inside things weren’t much better.
Prior to their Thursday event at Palmer, a group of PhiDelt pledges went BYO–ing with their TriDelt counterparts. Apparently in a rush to leave, they ditched their dates and the entire bill, leaving the girls to cover everything. So much for chivalry
Maybe it was the good weather that had everyone in such a good mood at the Delancey Block Party, or maybe it was something else. Mood enhancers were certainly popular among attendees, with Molly and Mary leading the pack.
Fling lasts a week, but the internet is forever. At least that’s what we should remind two students whose x–rated exploits landed them on an amateur porn site. The nearly 20–minute romp does just enough to leave the students unidentifiable, but the locale is all too familiar. We’d recognize those puke–colored highrise walls anywhere.