EgoApril 7, 2011 at 2:48 am

Ego of the Week: Will Davis

Will Davis is our Ego this week, but in his own mind, he’s held the title since the day he was born. Penn baseball’s shameless catcher isn’t afraid to strut his stuff in even the most revealing of get–ups. [Ed. note: Believe us, some of the photos we took are too sexy for Street.] Although he’s brash and bold and more than a little bit flirtatious, we think this week’s Ego really is the cat’s meow. If his answers below don’t win you over, you can ask the women’s soccer team. We hear they’re pretty fond of him…

Street: Where do you spend most of your time on campus besides home?
Will Davis: Occupying the thoughts of Penn’s lovely co–eds.

Street: We have to ask… what’s up with the leotard?
WD: It came at the suggestion of a friend, Pat. Whenever he’s pitching poorly, he wears a thong to take his mind off of how he’s throwing. I wasn’t playing well, and the leotard was sitting in my drawer, so I figured what the hell; look good, play good.

Street: My PennCard photo looks like I’m…
WD: A blonde, douchey idiot who is thrilled to have never met a comb.

Street: What don’t most people know about you?
WD: I’m very single and very disease–free.

Street: Worst part about being an athlete?
WD: Sorry, I can’t hear you… my biceps are in the way.

Street: Favorite sports phrase with a dual meaning in real life?
WD: “If there’s grass on the infield, play ball!”

Street: Best thing about sports at Penn?
WD: Team Showers. There’s always that one spot I can’t reach, but that’s what teammates are for.

Street: What’s your favorite Disney Channel Original Movie?
WD: The Color of Friendship… sike.  Brink! I roll with Team Pup N’ Suds.

Street: There are two types of people at Penn…
WD: Those that can find Meiklejohn Stadium and those that cannot.

Street: What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?
WD: I was in a freshman writing seminar with my house–mate and fellow teammate, Paul Cusick, during our second semester of senior year. It was so vivid and real…

Street: If you were on a reality TV show, which one would it be?
WD: Nothing spells class like The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Street: You’re this week’s ego, but who’s your alter-ego?
WD: Dill Wavis, he’s a lush.

Street: How many baseball players does it take to screw in a light–bulb?
WD: Ask the women’s soccer team.

Street: What will you miss most about Penn?
WD: CollegeACB.

Street: Are you a dog person or a cat person?
WD: I am the cat’s meow.

Street: What’s the first thought you have when you wake up in the morning?
WD: Why am I so stiff?

Street: If you were a Spice Girl, which one would you be?
WD: Old Spice. See previous question.

Street: If you taught a class at Penn it would be…
WD: Poorly attended.

 
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By Uncle Darnel on April 7, 2011 at 2:48 am

How many socks did he stuff into that leotard?

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