Top 5 Signs Spring Is Upon Us

5. Campus begins to smell like a barn in Penn maintenance’s yearly attempt to put the “green” back in College Green.
4. Tabard girls spend more time than ever on their tarp, sweet tarp, outside VP.
3. Return of the squirrels. We sure didn’t miss those little monsters.
2. Frat boys put on a public display of how cool they think they are by drinking on their front porches. Bro–tastic!
1. Penn starts to look like the school its brochures promised us as just about everyone takes up highrise field as their new favorite hot spot. How collegiate…