Overheard at Penn: 1.27.11

Girl: I can’t believe I blacked out in Spanish class.
Friend: Hey, shit happens.

Athlete #1: I heard you and Sonya last night.
Athlete #2: No, what you heard was me fucking the shit out of her.
Athlete #1: Jackrabbiting, man.

Student: Do you think flash mobs are real?

Asian student caught in snowstorm: Oy gevalt.