Overheard: 3.25.10

Walking out of Houston:
Strange man wearing a bowtie: Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t following you.

Eating at Capogiro:
Bro-type on his cellphone: You just have to treat crabs like crabs, you know?

On spring break:
NYU chick: Don’t you go to Penn? You should know how to deal with passive aggressive asians.