This weekend was super gay. No, we don’t mean happy, we mean homosexual. Toasts to that.
So, Penn won some bid to host the first ever IvyQ conference — an intellectual, Ivy League gathering of the gays, if you will. Oh, and apparently it was this past weekend. Though most of you probs didn’t know about it, we toast all that inter-ivy hooking up that happened at the conference-inspired parties — Twinks and Drinks, anyone?
Theos embraced their gay side at their annual paint-throwing mixer with Tabard. Instead of fawning over the Tabard “hotties,” they frolicked together in American Apparel mini boy shorts — and nothing else. We think it’s really great that they had the balls to flaunt their stuff before completing their pre-Acapulco diets.
With the promise of drink specials and altruism, scenesters and jocks alike headed to Marbar for the first time since 2007 for Wednesday’s Dzine2Show date auction. Apparently the drink specials weren’t so special and bidders may not have made good on their charitable offers. But hey, cheers to a gay guy for getting the highest bid.
Highbrow is bored of Greek goings-on. We want more innovation, people! Time to roast lame shenanigans.
Tipsters tell us there is more Theta drama. Yawn.
Some sorority revelations went down this weekend. Though Tri-Delt showed some creativity – throwing ice cream in their new little sisters’ faces! – the other sororities really disappointed. Embarrassing drunken group dinners at nice BYOs … come on gals, you can do better than that.
Both The Taxi (Theta Xi) and OZ threw timely Olympics-themed parties. Since we love the Olympics (USA, USA, USA), at first we were supportive of their efforts. But then we realized these were just more of the same half-assed theme parties. We were wondering: where were the ice-luge courses? OZ, how does it feel to have stooped to The Taxi’s level. Please, try harder next time.