Anna Aagenes: This QSA co-chair and and track captain can outrun the fastest Quaker, but it’s her smile that makes you want her as your best friend.
Sam Adelsberg: This charismatic Elijah Wood look-alike is all about peace in the Middle East and scholarly ambition. So why is he in Owls?
Steve Ariel: This reformed Zete party boy was once known as Stripper Pole Steve. Now, you’re more likely to associate his name with “and friends.”
Dasha Barannik: This saucy Slavic Sphinge is truly SPEC-tacular.
JP Beaulac: You’ve probably seen this towering St. A’s prez sporting a popped collar on Locust or holding office hours at Smoke’s.
Joshua Bennett: This Beyonce-loving Sphinge is one part gangsta, two parts poet, all parts sexy.
Justin Biggs: Sure, he might be a big bad Whartonite, but underneath it all, this CityStep exec producer is just one big softie.
Charlotte Borgen: Her caustic wit and ability to cut her own bangs makes everyone love this sarcastic UTB ed — so much so that she was almost affiliated with two Greek houses.
Laura Boudreau: Hippie environmentalist and Wharton hotshot, she’s the dark-haired minx in Sphinx.
Zac Byer: This Jewpublican balances stud gov reform with his duties as a Sammy bro.
Supriya Challa: This Friar Abbottess makes West Virginia look cool and rivals Napoleon Dynamite with her sweet moves.
Darya Cheban-Katz: The artist formerly known as Dana is a Facebook album celeb and a pro at walking in heels… even in Van Pelt.
Claire Choi: This smiley four-time UA and class rep is an “Absolut Choi-ce.”
Ariel Colangelo: When she’s not fulfilling her Class Board duties, this Westchester native is Model Congressing. Or Kite and Keying. Or Friaring.
Brett Copell: A hippie! A hipster! A frat bro? Penn’s friendliest DJ manages to pull off all of the above.
Katonah Coster: This long-time WXPN employee has a sassy sense of style and the height to match.
Annette D’Onofrio: Beyond editing our beloved Features section, this Street ed is quite the cunning linguist.
Lucia della Paolera: Brooklyn. American Apparel. Nylon. Theta. “Cool.”
Ali DeLuca: Don’t let this friendly Friar trick you: she’s not afraid to manhandle her opponents — for a lacrosse win or a drink at Smoke’s.
Ankit Dhir: He may be the president of Penn Masala (read: Brown Town celeb), but let’s be real: we’ll remember him for the ‘fro.
Alissa Eisenberg: Panhel Prez and a former DP ed, she also gets down with Quaker Girls, CityStep and on the dance floor at Smoke’s.
Victor Eng: This self-proclaimed captain of the gays is also in Wharton! You go, Victor Eng!
Colby Farber: Tabard’s bubbly social chair knows more people at this school than are even enrolled — including, but not limited to, street bums and Allegro cashiers.
Jean Pierre Feghali: This transfer socialite is quite the jetsetter — destinations include Gia, Denim and Zete.
Corey Feldman: Everyone has a Corey Feldman story. Ours involves bringing a keg into the Quad.
Kristen Franke: Our Managing Editor with a penchant for the pen and PennQuest has buried the cup early and is living proof that gentlemen prefer (natural) blondes.
Arthur Gardner-Smith: Four more years! (By the way, where are our scarves?)
Becca Greenfield: When this map-loving Lowbrow ed isn’t making funnies in Street, you can find her studying the ways of Latin politics (or Latin luv).
Courtney Guth: As Highbrow ed she knows all your dirty secrets, but side by siding is her real gift.
Adam Hanover: Don’t let his compact stature fool you, this Southern gentleman is big on personality.
Zach Hardoon: It’s not every freshman who can woo a Wizzard back to their Quad single.
Alysia Harris: This spoken word and foreign language maven’s hair is full of poetic secrets.
Preston Hershorn: Just watch this SPEC legend dance some time. You’ll want to hug him. Take note, Google.
Donnie Johnson: We’d love to psychoanalyze this low-cut top-loving Tabard and McNair Scholar.
Alexa Jones: Not best friends with this chatty Sigma Kappa? That must be because you’re best-best friends!
Tommy Kahn: This Moaning Myrtle of Van Pelt loves Rosengarten almost as much as he loves himself.
Rebecca Kaplan: Next semester you’ll find this outgoing DP ed at Smoke’s from 6 p.m. to 2 a.m., Sundays through Thursdays.
Ryan Levan: This Pi Kapp is a BMOC who will sprint his way into your heart… or bed.
Rachel Levick: Blame this buxom NEC chairwoman and election queen for those UA reps you hate — she runs shit.
Pat Looby: Standing at a character-defining 6’6”, this Kappa Sig knows how to start any sentence with “When I went to the Theta formal.”
David Loewy: We’d be proud to call this dancing, singing Amy Gutmann impersonator our University president.
Joe Luchtan: A senior society all-star, he holds membership in three and turned down a fourth. You know, because he could.
Nikhil Marathe: This Masala beat boxer can do wonders with his mouth. Or so we’ve heard.
Steve Markowitz: One half of Hoodie Allen, he thinks you’re nothing but a UPenn girl.
Grace McGregor: This Wharton Women president cannot wait to tell you all about Scranton, PA.
Ilana Millner: This petite Vagina Monologues producer can be seen cruising the halls of Elmo and spitting fire for the Excelano Project.
Sebastian Modak: This Street ed’s got (African) rhythm, he’s got music (the section), who could ask for anything more?
Larry Crane-Moscowitz: His Off the Beat crooning makes Jewish girls (and their moms) melt.
Juliette Mullin: This fiery DP Exec Editor knows how to command a room, and the hearts of student government.
Yelena Nam: This saucy Penn Dem is half Asian, half Russian, half Jew. Mathematically nonsensical + politically active = two thumbs up.
Tim Naughton: We dare you to find this A’s redhead sober. But if you’re up for the challenge, may we suggest you check the trailer park?
Danny O’Brien: His roles as frat boy, PennQuester and hockey player aside, this foxy senior has got some killer dance moves.
Melissa & Tanya Pavri: Excelatma has taught us that double the Pavri means double the fun.
Josh Pollack: The hottest thing about him is that he knows no means no. Plus, he’s pretty cute.
Justin Reilly: Basketball stud by day, poet by night, we’re not sure there’s anything he can’t do.
Paul Richards: The laziest person we know; he doesn’t do anything except Lambda, QPenn, QSA, DP, Street, Friars and being the O.G. Prima Donna. What a waste.
Julia Rubin: We can think of a few four-letter words that sum up our Editor-in-Chief: Font. Blog. Four. Eyes. What did you think we were going to say?
Maggie Rusch: This Chi-O Ego ed and DP all-star can sell a mean yoga pant.
Daniel Schwartz: One day we’ll know what this PennQuest leader actually looks like, when he takes his camera away from his face for a second.
Zach Sergi: Watch what you say — you might just end up in this fashionable Friar’s next screenplay.
Dylan Serota: This oft-shirtless Beta bro loves showing off his Beta bod on Beta State Day, Beta Christmas and random Tuesdays. Betttttaaaaaaaa!
Callan Smith: Did you know she turned down bids to Tabard and TriDelt? Yeah, we do too.
Edward Smith: His dreamy accent offsets the fact he goes by Eggzy. And that he wears silly hats.
Elena Stein: Four words: Funk Sugar Sex Magik.
Reid Terry: Penn’s resident silver fox and hotshot pitcher swung more than just his bat during his BMOC performance.
Shawn Woodhull: Prez of Frats, Mayor of Blarney, EOTW regular. ’Nuff said.
Frances Wright: This artistically-inclined Street food editor will eat anything with goat cheese. Seriously, anything.
Chris Wynn: This defensive back’s apartment burned down this summer; they say it was an electrical problem, we think it was his abs.
RJ Wynn: There’s only room for one… Mask and Wig chairman, that is.
Dennie Zastrow: This former King of Queens has found a new ego booster, but what would a century of Sphinx Chiefs say if they knew he was dating a Friar?