Girl: Your fly.
Girl: No really, zip up your fly.
Chick on Beige: We were best friends, and then she made a voodoo doll of me at camp.
Drunk Dude: Yo, if you’re a fat girl, Smoke’s is the best place for you to find someone to hook up with.
Girl: I got my period!
Girl’s friend: Pregs-oh-negs?