Street: If you could write your own superlative, what would it be?
GH: “Tired of being introduced as the guy with the fellacious name.”
Street: What was your first reaction when you found out what your superlative was?
GH: I got three mentions!
Street: In high school you were most likely to…?
GH: “Star in a pornographic film.”
Street: What do you plan to name your children?
GH: Anything but Gabe.
Street: Why not just go by Gabriel?
GH: Because then I would never be in 34th Street.
Street: When did you realize that your name might be the potential source of amusement for others / yourself?
GH: My seventh grade teacher gave me the hilarious nickname of “Give ‘em.”
Street: Who’s the coolest person you’ve ever met? Ever?
GH: I met Lil’ Jon at a coffee shop in Amsterdam. Since I’m from Atlanta, and since it was two years ago (when everyone was still saying “yeeeeeeeah!”), it was a pretty big deal.
Street: Any advice to this year’s unfortunate bunch of superlatives?
GH: Dont take it seriously! Since when is 34th Street an accurate judge of personality/anything?! (Editors’ Note: Since… always.)